20 Things Non-Mockers Will Never Understand

1. Your obsession with legal pads.

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2. Objecting during casual conversation and argument.

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3. Your memorization skills.

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4. Studying for something you’re not being graded on.

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5. Why you have the closet of a middle-aged professional.

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6. Mock trial is not a club, it’s a team…it’s basically a sport.

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7. But your fellow members aren’t just your teammates, they’re your family.

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8. Why you’re always going to court…

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9. …And excited about it.

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10. Your addiction to Law and Order, Suits, The Good Wife, and every other law drama you can find.

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11. Your skepticism towards non-mockers who claim to be headed to law school.

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12. ¨You use the same case for every trial?!?¨

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13. ¨But isn’t it, like, the same thing every time?¨

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14. Why you’re always at practice.

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15. ¨So when is mock trial season over?¨

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16. Your rivalry with the school from 3 counties away that no one except your team has ever heard of.

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17. Your weakness for anyone in a nice suit with a good speaking voice.

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18. Your uncanny ability to speak in a southern/British/Jersey accent on command.

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19. All of your team’s inside jokes.

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20. Your love for this insane activity and all of the weird, unique, awesome people who do it too.

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